T-Shirt — 金欠のプロ(Professional at Being Broke) Minimal Hand-Drawn Stick Figure Tee

Product Description (Funny + Stylish Tone)

Wearing this tee is basically admitting, “Yes, I am broke — and yes, I’m elite at it.”
Soft, lightweight Airlume cotton makes the shirt comfortable enough to cry into during budgeting sessions, yet breathable enough for your long walks of financial reflection. The Japanese text 「金欠のプロ」 sits boldly across the chest like a proud (and slightly tragic) life achievement badge.

The illustration leans into the humor — a character staring into an empty wallet with Olympic-level disappointment. Minimalist, artsy, and just dramatic enough to feel relatable. Throw it on with jeans, a cardigan, or whatever outfit costs $0 because, let’s face it, that’s the budget.

Perfect for:

• “I got paid yesterday but… where did it go?”

• People who say “I’m saving money” while holding bubble tea

• Anyone who thinks being broke is a personality type

Despite the comedic theme, the tee is seriously well-made: smooth crew neckline, durable seams, and a premium feel that lasts far longer than your paycheck.

Product Features

• 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton — lightweight, breathable, and heartbreakingly soft (Bella+Canvas 3001)

• Side seams and shoulder tape for long-lasting structure (even if your finances aren’t)

• Ribbed knit collar with tear-away label for extra comfort

• Crisp DTF/DTG-printed graphics for clean detail

• REACH certified; produced in humane, FLA-aligned facilities

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Use non-chlorine bleach if needed

• Tumble dry low

• Iron on medium heat

• Do not dry clean (it’s expensive anyway)